Thanks Grandma!!!
Thanks Grama!
i just glance over my shoulder...amd theres a mountain of coke on the table. literally a mountain. the mount everest of cocaine piled on a table. thanks gramy
amyl nitrite is usually encased in a small capsule that the user inhales through the nose, it's most stereotypically used by the homosexual community for its effect of brief euphoria and loosening of the anal muscles, i found a case of this delicious drug under my pillow, looks like the grama fairy has my best interests in mind, Thank You Grana
This morning I woke up (after 4 hours of sleep, Yechh!) and stumbled downstairs for that sweet sweet dark nectar (Coffe). After brewing a fresh pot of Golden Oil I saw a note that my Gram had left me. It was on the ol' fridgy door, held there by a cute peach shaped magnet. It said: "put ur hand behind the couc." Heh, another one of your hilarious pranks Gram? I walked to the living room and literally punched my hand behind the decrepit brown Couchy. I felt a sharp pain. When I pulled my hand back I saw a dirty syringe stuck to my hand, and a pink note tied to the syringe. "welcum 2 tha world of aids bitch." It said, in warm red letters. My Gram poz'd my neg ass. Thanks
Gramna!! thank u
nearly stubbed my toe on it, but here it is, a brick of pure pcp, a neurotoxic hallucinogen... this'll take me a while to finish!!! sincere gratitude grammy, pile it on, i love my gramy
I'm basically drinking myself to death. I'm drunk every day. Every single day. I do nothing but drink and chat online. Well imagine my surprise as I open the living room door. 23 disgusting jugs of stinking whiskey. Thanks Grandmother.
i basically prodded the door open with my Turgid Member, sportin a nice boner this evening, and here grand mam is with a next to new fleshlight, practically throws it at my rod.. im feeling nice now, thanks graned maw
Pretending to be grama:Thank you. THank you
i remember being a roadie for animal collective despite the psychoactive substance fueled haze, i remember my boozed car crash into winchester lake, i remember the first few days of my self induced coma (it was for an art project, im fine now), but for christ's sake (thats sayk not sah-kee, japanese rice wine, im not THAT drunmnk!!!! hahueeahg!!) i cant remember a single moment of my trip to ireland, and NO it wasn't all the opium tea, it was my grandey perched lovingly on my shoulders in a bag like star war yoda (rip im sorry), constantly delivering nearly fatal frying pan blows to the back of my head, blacking out my perception entirely. Stank you very much, granmea *Aw*
My Grandma died but now she's tiny! Why is she tiny
I come home from school and see that Grandmommy brought a black man to the house. "It's for you darling." We go to my room and the black stud gapes my ass and deepthroats me while Grandmommy watches. I'm turned into the worst boy slut and Grandmommy is getting it all on video in glorious HD. Thanks Grandmommy. I'm 12
i think my grandma is seriously trying to kill me. i just looked over and apparantly she bought 4 packs of 20 unfiltered cigarettes for me. and just set them on the desk. i just glanced over nonchalantly. and theres some deadly substance i enjoy. holy fuck lucky strikes are the greatest cigarette. jesus christ theyre amazingly good. thanks grandma
I had a kind of shit day. Boss riding my ass over small shit... Ex-wife hogging me about child support for my children - whom I never see anyway... My chicken sub sandwhich had rotten fish in it... But when I get home and open the door, Granny is standing there with a Big Grin on her face. "What's so funny Gran-Gran?" I ask. She just smiles, shakes her head and points to the kitchen. I make my way there and By God. Right on the table are two of the smoothest most nubile little naked children, tied up and eyes sewn shut. Gran-Gran! How did you know my secret dream! A Million Thanks.