With annotations & commentary from the authors
Originally posted November 7th 2004
Juho: We had just heard the results of the election. Bush had stolen the precidency yet again. I think I actually cried in despair. It was like, as if the world had ended, again. It was the worst feeling. I ripped my clothes off and ran into the wild, into Mother Nature's ample bosom.
Jesse: Basically he ran around the park naked and was arrested. I had to draw the comic despite my hand cancer getting worse. Looking back on it, it's not that bad. Could be better.
Juho: Dragged back into society by Pigs in blue uniforms, into their den of despair. Jokes on them though, I clogged the jail toilet with toilet paper and wrote "FUCK THE POLCE!!!" on the walls.
Jesse: Two years later America Woke up and elected Obama, ending racism. So there's that, at least.
Originally posted December 27th 1999
Juho: I was snacking hard, getting a big gut. This was about the frustration of having a gut.
Jesse: His gut was really "In it to win it".
Eddie: I'M SORRY
Originally posted August 69th 2003
Jesse: Well, two days before this comic I died of hand cancer.
Juho: Yeah, it was a tough time for me. Losing a friend and having to ship all those t-shirts by myself. It was hell.
Jesse: I agree
Originally posted January 29th 2002
Juho: I was really out there with this, it was my idea in the first place, but Juho was too busy drywalling his studio door shut for an "isolation art" environment. He was yelling "IDEAS IDEAS IDEAS IDEAS IDEAS" for six hours.
Juho: Dickhead didn't have the talent to put the whole piece together, but I was dry on ideas, and getting really angry at my landlord for pounding on the ceiling with a broom every time I even let out the shortest loud yelp. Jesse finally said, "Do something about that fucking pounding noise". Little did I know he was talking about my hammering of nails into gypsum board and not the comic you read, the misunderstanding ended up creating this.
Jesse: Wow!
Originally posted November 1th 2002
Juho: Jesse's hand got better.
Jesse: Yeah, my own holistic approach to healing it with New Orleans Ambient, needless to say, worked.
Juho: The music started to make my head pulsate with the ferocity of the wrist pain itself, so it didn't work for me.
Jesse: Binaural Beats cured me of my pain. I reccomend downloading [ed note. we do not recomend downloading] to get what I'm saying. At least the basic painting of an ALTERNATIVE medicinal approach.
Jesse: Jesse.
Originally posted September 11th 2008
Jesse: What was the deal with the diaper?
Juho: I don't...
Jesse: I keep having this dream. A voice is whispering in my ear.
Juho: I don't wanna hear it
Jesse: It says, it says like, it's saying-
Juho: I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT
Jesse: No, you don't get it. I'm trying to tell you. It's saying-
JUHO: I DONT WANNA HEAR IT.
JESSE: DONT SAY IT
JUHO: DONT SAY IT
JESSE: DONT SAY IT
JUHO: DONT SAY IT
Originally posted March 29rd 2009
Jesse: "Are you getting hormy baby"
Juho: What
Jesse: A quote from that movie, Austin
Juho: No
Originally posted October 2th 2002
Juho: what is this even about
Jesse: Hurricane Katrina?
Juho: no
Jesse: Yeah this was 4 days before hurricane Katrina, or "Kitty" as I called it.
Juho: you didnt call it that
Jesse: You can really see how shocked we were by that event. All those lifes lost. Nature can really be a B*tch
Juho: i didn't draw this. i never drew this. why is this here
Jesse: I
Originally posted February 1th 2001
Juho: Dedicated to the man who inspired Eddie Plainfield. Rest in peace.
Jesse: Rest in Piece...
Juho: Don't say that
Jesse: But that's what happened.
Juho: Doesn't mean you should say it.
Jesse: Well..!
Juho: I don't even want to hear you breathe.
Jesse C.
Juho L.
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